9.26.2008

beleaguered

They are a one-person dog, known for their devoted character. They do not split infinitives. Although they probably could care less about parallel structure, they certainly do not abuse it. No dependent clause or sentence fragment ever left their collective lip. They wouldn't be caught dead at a pro-life rally, and they are are color blind. No more pit bull bashing!

3 comments:

Emily said...

Who's been bashing pit bulls?



Is this a thing?


I love them, personally. One of my friends has one that hangs out in her shop. There's nothing like having a 70 lb pit that thinks it's a lap dog climb up on you.

Mony said...

just a wink at Sarah Palin's joke about the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom (lipstick)
I would take a pit bull any day

Anonymous said...

ahhhh, I'm dumb


yeah, pit bulls should sue.